Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
