This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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