So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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