We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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