Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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