I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
