Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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