That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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