The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
