those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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