these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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