Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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