Small penises have feelings too.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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