I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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