all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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