I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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