some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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