her vagine was all disorganized.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm both gender and math confused
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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