My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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