called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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