is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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