Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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