You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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