The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
How's work?
Spinning.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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