have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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