Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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