Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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