no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Are we still banned from the library?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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