10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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