Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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