im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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