I wanna bring you to show and tell
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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