Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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