So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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