I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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