Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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