your room smells of hookers.
And success
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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