Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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