Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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