How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
is wine microwaveable?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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