I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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