And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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