That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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