HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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