During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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