North Korea, Best Korea!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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