gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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