From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
There r osticjed everywhere
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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