i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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