You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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