Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered