Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
