we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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