4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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